Yeah you heard me.
When you’re invited to my house you will be my honored guest. I will do everything I reasonably can to ensure that you are well entertained, well fed, well boozed, in short — well loved. You wouldn’t be there if I intended otherwise.
But there’s just one thing you gotta promise me in return. When I put out a bowl of mixed nuts for your delectation, eat your share of the Brazil nuts. Don’t make me eat them all. I don’t really like them either. But we all have to pull together and do our share. So don’t rely on others to keep picking up the slack for you.
DO NOT EAT AROUND THE BRAZIL NUTS.
Thanks for your cooperation.