I know I am a little ahead of the curve here. Hell, even Buy Nothing Day is still a couple weeks out. Nonetheless, the Muses dropped this little gem on me the other day and I feel duty-bound to share it:

Christmas is coming
Yo goose be gettin phat.
Won’t you please put a pennny
In a nigga mothafuckin hat?
If y’all ain’t got no penny
A haypenny will do.
Y’all ain’t got no god damn haypenny
I’m a fuck yo ass up.