When you are a season behind in your Dexter viewing, because you discovered it belatedly; when you are netflixing Season One in order to catch up; when you have just finished watching episode 11; when you have just seen Rudy kidnap Dexter’s sister: that’s when you say, goddamn that fucking Ice Truck Killer, I fucking hate that prick!
It’s a tale of two serial killers: one ever so nice, the other as mean as can be. I can’t wait to see the nice one tape the mean one to a table and cut him up with power tools.
Month: November 2007
For immediate release: VTB appoints Lin-chi, Vernon to staff
Vernon T. Bludgeon Consulting is pleased to welcome two new members to its staff:
(left to right) Master Lin-chi, and the eponymous Vernon T. Bludgeon the Cat. Both the Master and Vernon the Cat bring proven track records in inhaling, exhaling, sleeping, eating, shitting, and unprovoked aggression. We are confident that these two outstanding professionals will make a significant and lasting contribution to our organization, and will substantially enhance the already unparalleled Vernon T. Bludgeon value proposition.